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It was a hot summer evening everywhere
near my house, and as I lay beside the pickles mother had left for sunning, I
saw a colony of red ants. Like in all ant colonies, a board at the entrance
read
“tiredness is a word outside the Dictionary of Ants”.
“tiredness is a word outside the Dictionary of Ants”.
Now, like all words, Mr. Tiredness hates
not being printed in all the dictionaries, and ever since I can remember, and I
can remember a lot of things, Mr. Tiredness was trying his best to be a word in
the Dictionary of Ants.
Every time he saw an ant colony, he
would camp nearby and hope to be introduced to the Dictionary. As I looked
through the blades of grass, I saw a pale blue man who looked like he was doing
nothing.
He was setting up his tent about 5
meters away from the ant hole. Did I forget to tell you that he was very small
indeed? Nearly 6 centimeters tall, he was about the size of a cockroach.
Imagine it very wobbly and walking upright.
He looked much tiered; and he was
complaining “how much I hate to work……even if a lot of it means doing simply
nothing”. He lay there hoping for a quick introduction to the Dictionary of
Ants.
***
The little ant Alina had never felt like
this before. She was actually looking for a place to sit. Till now she had been
busy walking with the ant army, ready to attack a sticky yellow toffee which I
had spit out a few minutes before.
Taking a turn away from the line she was
walking in, she spotted a shade under a blade of glass and sat there. She started staring at the sky and sometimes
at her mates busily walking by.
Slowly but surely Ruchi, Jason, Rumana,
and Jeet joined her. Many other ants had started wanting to sit down. Slowly
but surely all of them started yawning. Jason even started dreaming about
sleep
“Wait….. Wait don’t do that”…. my mind
screamed, but before I could do anything, the gardener aimed his water pipe right
at the ant hill, the water drops started helplessly landing and hoping
to escape a bite.
As the waters drops started landing on
the ant hill, Jeet jumped up, “these Pants are horrible”…… “They always come
between us and our lives”. Jeet started rubbing his chin in anger. Oh yes! He
nearly rubbed his chin right in.
Rumana always shouts when she is angry.
“Stop wetting us” She burst out a shout, her brain began to heat up with every
drop of cold water that fell. I wanted about to stop the maali, so started just
thinking what to yell.
I was surprised to see the line of ants
still carrying on, unaffected by the gentle spray….only our angry ant friends
seemed disturbed………only our tiered young ants seemed disturbed.
By now Alina had picked up a ball of mud
and flung it at the nearest water drop. She started screaming “Pants are
merciless” …… Jason stood up... “We need to revolt”. Then I saw Anpu joining the group.
Stamping her feet on the ground, Anpu
started to give a great speech and asking all the ants to bite the gardener.
Stamping their feet on the ground all the 6 ants started singing “Bite the
gardener, Bite that Pant”.
By then our angry ant friends were
sitting around and trying to imagine a good way to bite us Pants. They were
yawning and yawning planning a bite. They dreamed and dreamed for a bite.
Through the corner of my eyes I caught a
small movement. Mr. Tiredness had stopped had just started doing something. He
hates cold water just like your pet; as soon as his tent started leaking, he
busily packed up his bags and withered away.
It was strange to see Alina get up and
join the line of ants. Soon Ruchi got up. Soon all of them had joined the line
and had all started walking in a row. Marching with the beat that only the ants
are supposed to know.
I heard Mr. Tiredness had gone to buy a
waterproof tent and will be back very soon, so the next time you are bitten by
an ant do not forget to look. You will surely spot a pale blue man who looks
like a balloon.
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